The above is most definitely not the puppet videos that Nike has been killing us with this postseason. And, by killing, I don’t mean making us laugh real hard or killing me softly. I mean, straight up debacles. The above is one of the epic Lil Penny (I know my spot fool!) commercials. I will not link to the Lebron commercials, but, if you’ve watched any NBA playoff basketball, you know what I’m talking about.

Puppet slapping his hands for chalk. Puppets eating dinner. Puppets eating cookies. Puppets babysitting. Puppets jumping over cars. And not a second of it very funny. Plus, Kobe v. Lebron isn’t even the NBA Finals matchup. Which, might actually save these commercials 10 years in the future when we look back and laugh at Lebron for his never winning an NBA Title.