Taking a cue from Susan Boyle (did I ever use the ‘I bet her sister’s name is Lance, joke?) this chubby kid sings the shit out of The Dolly Parton song made famous by a pre-crack Whitney Houston. It’s for some contest show and it truly is remarkable. This kid is going to be set until his nuts drop.
fucking show ruled
Now, I was going to try to get all fancy and make some cool picture mixing all of them up and throwing in Raiden from Mortal Kombat cause I thought that would be cool. But I bore easily. I actually watched most of an episode of Arrested Development Season Two between those two sentences. Fuck that show is funny.
What was I talking about? Oh, fat people singing. See, the most famous fat singers are amateurs who get famous after they get to sing in front of a bunch of people. Unless you are Mama Cass or the dude from Blues Traveler, nobody wants to find out if you can sing unless you’re skinny.
Think about it. You just opened a bar or nightclub. One that you want people who can stay up past 10PM to go to. Do you give Fatty McButterlips who can sing really well a chance or hire some hot looking people who can sort of sing but customers will think they can nail as the singers get sweatier and the customers get drunker?
And by sweaty I mean the hot kind of sweaty. Not the fat singer getting sweaty carrying in his banjo kind of sweaty. I’m getting all the fat singers to song on my studio albums. Then we’ll see what happens. Video next.
fat singers are the best singers
I’m still floored you like AD.
That can’t be that kid’s real hair, can it?
Great singer! Very bad hair.
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I miss Arrested Development, that show ruled.
I’m appalled by the hairism in this thread…
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Some of you bloggers are such copycats. The moment I start putting live loop videos on my blog, here you come doing the same. I didn’t invent the technology, but damn, in the past few weeks, some of you all are following my tactics one by one. I’m just saying…. Get original. Don’t be so damn monkey see, monkey do.
“Some of you bloggers are such copycats. The moment I start putting live loop videos on my blog, here you come doing the same. I didn’t invent the technology, but damn, in the past few weeks, some of you all are following my tactics one by one. I’m just saying…. Get original. Don’t be so damn monkey see, monkey do.”
What? Youtube is a technology? Animated gifs are a technology?
LMAO@”live loop videos”
grandma, is that you?
Wow! The first person to post videos on the innanet visits to the same sites I do?!? I can’t wait to tell someone!
Acadia how dare you post videos…you are copying 20 billion other bloggers posting videos…
It never ceases to amaze what people think they came up with first when actually it’s all been done to death for ages.
Oh, Acadia, I do have a beef with you though. I was the first person on the internets to use the word “THE” so if you are going to use the word “THE” I would appreciate some attribution you fucking plagiarist!
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I was very impressed by the kid singing (but I am not fat) Not sure what to make of these comments… are you being accused of sharing videos…isn’t that what the web is for… is she mad at Youtube also?
very funny
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