The best thing about astrology is that nobody gets excluded. Everyone can have a sign. In fact, I guess unless you are born in some other dimension you HAVE to have a sign. But what you didn’t know was that some time a long time ago, someone wrote SONGS about the astrological signs. And after that, someone decided to record them. And after that, someone decided to have a guy dress up in a tuxedo and have some weird dancing ladies with him and sing about each of the signs.
So now we have this. And no matter what your sign is, your song will be awesome. They are all awesome. So awesome that I see love in your future.
Okay, if someone hasn’t shot that guy before this I’m loading up and gonna hunt him down.