Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming they had sex every night during their 5 year relationship, it ended up costing him $26,849 per act.
This is Heather.
I'm five miles away and I want my golden leg. I'm four miles away and I want my golden leg...
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer’s classy hooker, Kristen, charges $4,000 an hour.
This is Kristen.
I'm no longer famous. 🙁
Had Paul McCartney “employed” Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years a $41.7 million savings.
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or ‘honey-do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing really does make more sense.
dang, you really made that one make sense. wow. it was funny too. lol
very good 🙂
Ha! Surprisingly accurate breakdown. Stumbled!
This is gold.
And at last count Spitzer’s whore has 2 legs — and probably can do more interesting things with them. Not pull one off and throw it at you – but probably kinda interesting…
Add to that:
You can switch to any other newer models you like at any time, lease more than one at a time and no cancellation fees!!!
Haha. Because the misogyny? I get it. Women are only good for having sex with. I remember learning that in school.
Help! I hath been skewered.
point well taken
excellent–McCartney got ripped off. But you ignore the fact that it did cost spitzer his job & reputation
Yes, because the only reason to marry a woman is for the sex. It’s not an important part of the much more complex relationship of marriage; it is, in fact, the only point of a relationship with a woman.
Have you met Tessa?
Yes, I have, and I think she’s absolutely right. Does your wife (I see you have one, based on another post) know you equate her worth to that of a prostitute?
Are you really Heather Mills?
stop makin fun of women
We’ll stop making fun of women when you stop being one.
Wow, do you take all email fwds this seriously?
I just love it. I love it so much, i’m going to lease it.
Simple internet jokes, and people start bitch about everything. Please, Please for the love of naked girls, stop taking everything so god damn seriously.
And thanks to the op for bringing us +1 internet fun.
Hmm, treating women as purchasable/leasable sex objects…
sounds like sexism to me!
I’m pretty sure a hooker IS a purchasable/leasable sex object. Maybe you need to review the definition of prostitution?
First off: Hookers are illegal most everywhere and definitely excellent examples of sexism at work. Rarely do very under privileged men turn to prostitution to support themselves.
Second off: one of these women in question was not a hooker.
Maybe you need to work on your counter argument.
The fact it is illegal doesn’t change the definition. Your argument sucks.
But wait, she bore his child and we all know how much white babies cost, right? Beatles’ heir are priceless. Just look at Yoko’s spawn.
Oh, wait, it was a girl. Sigh. Worthless to you I guess unless she’s good in bed. 🙂
I bet you have a great relationship with your current girlfriend (if you have one).
Though the blog seems doubtlessly sexist, I would argue that this post is actually moreso clever commentary.
If Heather Mills wouldn’t want to be compared to a prostitute, then she shouldn’t have used the man (IE married, engaged in sexual relations with..) for his money.
We aren’t sexist. We’re lazy
As soon as I get an email story about someone paying a guy for sex, it’s going up. Get on it!
Now leave me alone while I ogle some chick!
Prostitutes don’t use men for their money, Men use prostitutes for their bodies. I’m pretty sure 99% of prostitutes would stop doing what they were doing if they had a better option. But unfortunately prostitution offers a very get rich quick scheme to them. If it were a choice I’d say it was “using men for money” but it doesn’t seem like it is at all.
Even if they are using men for money, there is massive difference between a woman who marries a man for his wealth and one who is forced to be prostitute. the issue is a matter of choice.
I doubt Kristin was “forced” to be a whore. It WAS her choice. She isn’t some underprivileged teenage girl hooking at truck stops. Come on now!
I have no idea about Kristin’s background, i was referring to prostitution in general.
How in the hell did these women get a computer in the kitchen so they could bitch and moan?
Shut up, women. It’s a joke and complaints like this make men hate us more. McCartney’s ex was a flaming bitch and hideous to boot. I’d take the hooker over her sheerly for aesthetic reasons. Women are rarely forced to be hookers, except perhaps by drugs or sheer rebellion. Most decide that getting money for sex is an easy gig.
@AshGavs – When I was in Germany. A prostitute cost 40 Marks in 1983. The one I visited was also a Nurse. I think she did chose to do it.
And it is legal there.
Hey, Prostitution is legal here (in the US) and our federal government is actually a pimp too !
Look it up, the Feds own one of those “Ranches” in NV.
Maybe Bush/Cheney should’a put Rumsfeld in charge of that ! His “ethnic” group has a history in the business and he always did like “!@#$.ing” people over.
BTW: it’s my “ethnic” group too, and he IS an embarrassment. At least to me personally! Gives the most of the rest of us a bad name.
Jill is my new favorite person. Thanks for understanding what the internet is for.