The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.  Assuming they had sex every night during their 5 year relationship, it ended up costing him $26,849 per act.

This is Heather.


I'm five miles away and I want my golden leg. I'm four miles away and I want my golden leg...


On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer’s classy hooker, Kristen, charges $4,000 an hour.

This is Kristen.


I'm no longer famous. 🙁

Had Paul McCartney “employed” Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years a $41.7 million savings.

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or ‘honey-do’ lists.  Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when asked.  All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing really does make more sense.