Henry Rouwendal says he was packing his car last Friday when he was hit from behind and knocked to the ground. He says the culprit was a black bear who took his Italian sandwich.
Rouwendal says he kicked the bear in the snout and throat.
Here’s something I would not do: kick the bear that just jacked me of my sandwich. It’s not the hugest list in the world, because, really, I don’t have sandwiches stolen from me all that often, but a black bear makes the cut. You want that sandwich man? Yeah, sure, you know, next time hit me up when I’m in the kitchen, I’ll put a little extra salami on there.
Best part? Bear knocked the lettuce, tomato, and onions off of the sandwich before eating the damn thing.
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Somewhere Busted is cowering in fear.
Somewhere, Busted is preparing to offer whisky to a bear.