Since technology has advanced past traditional skin mags into the cesspool we call the internet, I figured we’d move past bikini pictures and bring you animated clips of bikinis in action. Of course there’s plenty of Kate Upton sprinkled in there (I read somewhere she’s the most giffed woman on the internet), but I tried to include lots of non-professional bikini wearers as well. There’s even a hula hooper, which I think is going to score me big points with the boss. He loves hula hoops! It’s a known fact. Or maybe I just made that up? I can’t tell anymore! Anyhow, I think he’s going to like it. Technology is crazy. Join us next week when we bring you Bikini Sunday – Scratch ‘n’ Sniff Edition. Ok, that one I made up. Or did I? Only time will tell. Hey, if Honey Boo Boo gets presented in Smell-O-Vision why can’t we? Enjoy the gif(t)s and stay tuned!
I’m dialing Gloria Steinem. This objectification of women must not stand.
HA HA your phone has a dial.
old person…
I gotta say, I think Kate Upton’s might hit the floor if they were ever unleashed.
They might, rabbit. They might.
Needs more
sand 😉
sand is annoying