For this week’s Bikini Sunday I thought it fitting to feature Ms. Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom. Nadya gained celebrity status after birthing octuplets and maintained her D-list fame with her subsequent bat-excrement crazy antics. She’s done a porn video, gotten plastic surgery, allegedly trashed several residences, and is being investigated for welfare fraud. But, at the end of the day, she looks pretty good for a woman that’s given birth to 14 children! Yes, 14. And in case anyone’s wondering, in the state of California you can make up to $119k and still collect welfare with a brood of that size. So without further ado here’s Octomom in all her glory. Enjoy. And of course I had to throw in that infamous pregnancy pic. You’re welcome. Go hug your mothers and I’ll see you next week.
Editor’s note, Princess Peach may be fired again. >_<
What? She’s kind of pretty in a cheap beer drinking, white trashy, buying red bulls with food stamps, Angelina Jolie knockoffy kind of way. Right? I mean, I’m sure her uterus looks like a deflated hot air balloon but that’s tucked safely away. Hopefully.
I can’t believe you let us suffer through this. Get your ass back to work!
If you had to choose a title that would best suit this post, what would it be?
A. Nadya Suleman: MIWNFIAMY (“Mother I Would Not F*** In A Million Years”)
B. I Thought Only Dogs Could Do That
C. Reproduction For Fun And Profit!
D. Baby Hoarding Is The New Black
Which throwdown would you most prefer to see?
A. Nadya Suleman vs. Kate Gosselin
B. Nadya Suleman vs. Angelina Jolie
C. Nadya Suleman vs. Kate Middleton
D. Nadya Suleman vs. Kim Kardashian
2. Yes. I think Octomom, with her 14 kids should be able to handle herself against all 4 opponents at once.
Being the truly depraved individual that I am, I am curious about her porn flick. Not curious enough to spend actual money on it (although I might throw down a couple of Monopoly $500 for it) but curious, none the less.