My open invitation for Charlotte McKinney to be the new logo for the gallery has gone unanswered, and yet she has time to do a video for Cosmopolitan talking about boobs. I guess she is an expert so they were smart to get her. What does Milla Jovovich or LeBron James know about them? Nothing, that’s what. So this makes sense the more that I think about it.
As for whether or not the things she said are true, you will have to tell me. I have never asked anyone any of these questions or experienced anything like wearing a strapless bra. Maybe the male equivalent is trying to wear pants when you don’t have an ass. I am a total expert on that! Answer the poll on the bottom, please.
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Damn I can’t watch this now but I can’t wait to. I have a lot of things to say about boobs.
So, when a girl asks about a dick size, I suppose you could use the same logic and say, “why does it matter? Are you going to buy me a condom or banana hammock? That doesn’t account for girth and length. It’s bullshit”. Both are merely an interest in the other person’s anatomy that they find appealing or of interest. I don’t think that is something that should be asked by just anyone though. But it’s really the only way to gauge the size since there is no alternative method.
She is 100% right about everything. I’ve got news for you re: her first point – most women are wearing the wrong size bra and 99.9% of men have no idea what the sizes mean other than further along in the alphabet is bigger. I promise that you have no idea guys. Bra shopping is awful because most women don’t know how a bra is supposed to fit. I recently had a proper fitting done and was wearing a very wrong size for oh about 27 years. Even if you know the correct fit, sizes aren’t as consistent as they should be so you still might have to try on multiples. It is almost impossible to find a strapless bra that does the job. The bigger the boobs the harder to find. I won’t even comment on the sagging boobs concern or the why not get a reduction comments. Button down shirts ARE bullshit. I can’t safely wear one without a backup tank top underneath.
She is 100% dead on about all of it. I just wonder which DD/DDD friend with uncomfortably large breasts too big for her body she got the feedback from. When you’ve got enormous boobs, you DO NOT UNDERNEATH ANY CICRUMSTANCES EVER wear anything padded or push up. Minimize, minimize and minimize some more. Zero, zip zilch nada on anything remotely cleavage baring. Fitted, sure. That’s where it ends. V-neck goes no further down than your collarbone. She’s very fortunate to be an average full C to small D.