Those kisses are made of coke. Really.
LONDON — Richard Gasquet escaped a lengthy doping ban Wednesday when the International Tennis Federation’s tribunal panel ruled that he inadvertently took cocaine by kissing a woman in a nightclub.
Damn right.
Hell of a story.
I don’t know science and whether there is any chance this could happen, but, hey, you got to give the guy credit for putting forward this as the defense.
