Shia LaBoeuf via Deadline

Poor Shia LaBeouf.   Sure he’s spent most of the last five years in a downward spiral of anti-social behavior and ever-worsening personal grooming habits.  But sometimes it’s so gosh darn hard to fit in when you’re a little…different.  Maybe you have unusual hobbies, like collecting antique taxidermy or making jewelry out of hair. Or, you know, maybe you’re a former A-list actor that happens to stalk people and eat them.  Whatever. Dirty hipster cannibals are people too, elitist Hollywood media!