- PSA: If you’re going to try and beat a drug test, drinking bleach is not the best way to go about it.
- Deputies reprimanded for not checking a man’s fat rolls, allowing the man to bring a gun to jail with him.
- What do you get the Star Wars fan that has everything? Why, Han Solo frozen in carbonite ice cube trays, of course.
- When returning your rental car, don’t forget the half million dollars worth of cocaine you left in the doors.
- People are giving Jerry Sandusky’s book some rather interesting reviews these days. In related news, he named his book “Touched”. Yes, really.
The robots are only for stupid kids. WTF