I know that it’s a holiday but I wanted to make sure that you all know that my town is starting to get more awesome. It’s already better than Albuquerque but now it’s creeping up on Delray Beach, Florida (which is a place I used to live). SO rather than respect your religion I will post some pics about shit I have seen in my town. After the jump you will see:
- I followed some idiot around until I could take a pic of his crazy ass truck that had dinosaurs and action figures glued to the roof.
- I have this awesome cup that looks like it’s made of cardboard but is actually ceramic and silicon. If you have a World Market in your town you can get one.
- Who wouldn’t buy a 4 piece ceramic bathroom set with the John Deere logo on it? Come to think about it, they probably need to make more.
- Can you buy a 10 oz sirloin steak, and ear of corn and giant potato for $5.00? Nope. But I can!
- Oh and Azteca really does have Mariachi Band on Sunday. Not “A” mariachi band. Just mariachi band.
That’s all I have for right now. The other pics I took were deleted by the cops. So have fun with the ones that weren’t of my hot neighbor!
I doubt Charlotte, NC will ever surpass Albuquerque in awesomeness. But I suspect we are using different criteria as I don’t think redneck tissue holders equal awesome. I guess I’m holding out for the hot neighbor pix.
Amazing! At first all I saw the the mariachi band and it made me lol. I’ve been sheltered so I was amazed by the classy (ha) mariachi band I saw in Texas. My town sucks, we never have a anything funny here. People watching only works well during the summer.
I’m going to go out on a limb, vange and guess that I would find a redneck tissue holder in ABQ long before I found someone who mistakenly thought they were in New York or Paris. So get your camera and take pictures of stupid shit in your town. I’m confident it has plenty.
I need to backtrack and say instead that I am glad you are settling into your new hometown and I hope you love it there as much as I love Albuquerque. Our Mexican food (and our Tejano music!)is sure to be better than yours–I’m sticking to that!
We could just start a new Easter tradition of watching El Mariachi movies?
I’m liking the idea of a page per town with stupid pictures on them. Other people can submit their own pics for their stupid towns. This shows promise.
Oh! I like that idea. Too bad my stupid town is so lame.
My town has Gullah fortune tellers. Does your town have Gullah fortune tellers? Don’t talk to me about your town until you get some Gullah fortune tellers. I would take pictures of them, but they said they would weave my soul in to a sweetgrass basket and bury it until the yankees come back.
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Just take the pictures!
You take them. Then me and the Gullah fortune tellers can lounge aorund the island telling folk tales about you:
“You remember ol’ basket?”
“Yep.”
“Ol’ basket shore luv’d that cam-ra.”
You’ll be a legend.
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The non-plastic cup is genius.
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