I swear to god if you Google Image Search for Crystal Waters this comes up. No YOU’RE a pervert.
I am sitting in an empty cubicle in my brother’s office, waiting for him to be done with work. I was in NYC this morning and needed to get to Portland, Maine this afternoon. Mission accomplished. And one would think I would be particularly inspired since this is where I actually spent the Nineties.
But nope. Drawing a complete blank. I remember the beginning of the decade and the end. Middle is sort of a blur. All the good anecdotes that make me seem cool I remember vividly. The rest of them not so much. Not like I was a serial killer (ugh, too lazy) but having to get up and WALK to the VCR to put in a porn was so….primitive.
So since I am super tired and it is now seven hours after I started writing this, let’s just say one thing led to another and I present to you: 100% Pure Love by Crystal Waters.
Whoo! I really tied that together….
Wow. This song. I had a friend in college from Miami. (Unfortunately we later had a major falling out which is of no concern to you.) She was forever making the rest of our friends listen to dance/club etc. type stuff like this. She made all of us ridiculous mixes. This was on at least one. If I think about these mixes for a minute I will have Friday 90s fodder for you for weeks.