I am not going to call myself a Kid Rock fan, but I am definitely going to call myself a Kid Rock supporter. Dude is a zillionaire and still went to Waffle House and got in a fight. I know I didn’t really have to add “and got in a fight” at the end of that sentence. That’s really one of the only things there is to do at a Waffle House. I think there are five. Number one is “get in a fight.” Number two is “watch a truck driver hire a prostitute”. I am not sure of the next two but I know the fifth is “eat a waffle”.
So absorb yourself some Kid Rock and remember that in 1999, skinny white boys RULED DETROIT! Yeah, I’m looking at you, Eminem…
I truly miss the Awful Waffle. Can someone order me some hash Browns, scattered, covered, smothered, topped, diced, chunked? Kthnx
Yep – and I promise to serve it dangerously close to an ashtray so the drunken dingus next to you at the counter can stress you out when he tries to put out his smoke.
Please make sure I feel unsafe in the parking lot, and that all employees look like they want me to die immediately.
Please make sure that an angry cook in a dirty apron prepares it using a whole giant ladle-full of oil.
I’m pretty sure 3 or 4 has to involve drunk vomiting.
Good song choice.
TIL Kid Rock had a female drummer.