You know how they say that you aren’t supposed to tell people when you go away because you might get robbed? Well, I have worn this mask for the last 9 years just so I can tell you now that I am going to Israel for a week.
My first idea is to dress up like Captain Ahab and carry a harpoon and get someone to take a picture of me looking disappointed in front of the Wailing Wall.
Then I might get arrested taking pics of the army girls. Or get blown up by a rocket. I really don’t know!
Oh, and I used this Aerosmith song because their drummer, Joey Kramer, is Jewish. See how I tied that all together?
I will send pics from Israel if that is legal there.
I have no idea what I’m doing.
None.
