Yep, I'm above the law.

Yep, I'm above the law.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Actor Kiefer Sutherland will avoid a return trip to a Los Angeles jail after prosecutors determined a recent altercation with a fashion designer was not serious enough to violate his probation for drunken driving, an official said on Tuesday.

We have got some serious problems in this country if we are considering putting Jack Bauer back in jail. Hey, I understand the drunk driving thing. We can not condone that, you know? But, headbutting a fashion designer? That’s how we get down when we have a strong case of the Mondays going.

The best part of this article was last line that mentions Bauer was in Phone Booth and Dark City. Talk about your waste of time. If you’re throwing out non-24 Bauer work, it’s Three Musketeers or nothing.

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