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Inspired by seeing this little guy somewhere on social media I thought, you know what our fans need? They need to see adorable cats and dogs in Halloween costumes! Yes, yes they do. So what follows is a collection of some of my favorites. (Why don’t I have any pictures of my cats in costumes? Folks, my cats don’t wear costumes, they wear diamond collars. Please.)

batcat

He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

This cat might be sweet as pie but right now I’m terrified of it.

lion-dog

Look at this mellow pupper. Just hanging out, calmly surveying his kingdom.

I have wanted to have a dog I could dress in a lion costume for about 12 years now. Someday, world. Someday.

lion-cat

A little cat dressed as a big cat. So meta.

Catter is pretty sure she’s invincible.

three-headed-dog

“Hooman, y u do dis?”

Look at this sweet little dogger. It just wants to know why you would do such a thing.

husky-pirate

What’s another word for pirate treasure?

There is no way this dog isn’t smothering you in your sleep Halloween night for this.

hot-dog-dog

Get it? GET IT?

Look, it’s a weiner dog. Shakes head in embarrassment.

sheep-dog

Sheep…. dog…. sheepdog.

This dog is the victim of a terrible dad joke.

dog-seal

Please. Please no.

I have maybe never seen a more mournful french bulldog-seal hybrid in my life.

dog-panda

Man, I’ll never live this down at the dog park.

This pupper is having an existential crisis.

dog-feathers-rooster

This dog is fancy AF.

The internet says this is a rooster costume. I don’t know that I buy that, but it’s fabulous that’s for GD sure.

red-riding-hoot-cat

I’LL KILL YOU FOR THIS.

There is no way the woman holding this cat is still alive today.

harry-potter-cat

I’ve got your Patronus right here.

I mean. Pipe cleaner glasses? Wow.

scuba-dog

Ready for my dive, Steve.

Actually I really did LOL when I saw this one. He’s so serious. He’s ready.

cat-chicken

I eat chicken, I don’t dress as chicken. This is humiliating.

Yeah, this cat is coming for you.

dog-knight

Never have I seen a more regal steed.

He takes his job very seriously.

spider-cat

Well, there are two things in this picture that might kill you.

Catter is not impressed with you at all. She is going to suck all your breath out of your body while you sleep.

jedi-dog

Trust the force, Luke.

I find this dog to be surprisingly enthusiastic about his costume.

 

dragon-dog

“Dracarys, motherf***ers!”

I don’t really have words for how glorious this dogger is. Unperturbed by her costume, I’m pretty sure she is literally turning into an actual dragon.

Enjoy, leave comments below, or, better yet, links to more amazing animals in costumes. Happy October and Halloween Month!