What can I say?  The fourth night of Hanukkah is dull.  It doesn’t have the pizazz of night two, or the death-defying danger of night six.  It just sits there, sort of in the middle, being dull.  So use tonight as an opportunity to regroup, as it were.  Take a bath, or drive around leering at people.  Anything really.  Just don’t get too excited, or God will get pissed.  And remember, the Jewish God isn’t the one that’s all lovey.  He’s a smiter, that one.

Oh, and in honor of the dull night, here is a link to some real dullness.  Dull City.  Zzzzzzzzz.