What can I say? The fourth night of Hanukkah is dull. It doesn’t have the pizazz of night two, or the death-defying danger of night six. It just sits there, sort of in the middle, being dull. So use tonight as an opportunity to regroup, as it were. Take a bath, or drive around leering at people. Anything really. Just don’t get too excited, or God will get pissed. And remember, the Jewish God isn’t the one that’s all lovey. He’s a smiter, that one.
Oh, and in honor of the dull night, here is a link to some real dullness. Dull City. Zzzzzzzzz.
