Are there really so many people with so much annoying extra money lying around that web pages like this are necessary? Seriously, if this is the case, I will start offering to mail people the lint from my local laundromat, the toe jam I clean out weekly and the used ketchup packets from my fast food forays. I WILL BE RICH!!!! And, you know, providing a helpful public service, relieving these dumbfucks of their irritating cash. I’m such a giver!
I Will Go and…

If you give me $4,444 I will go to the Island of St Helena. I will take a photograph of the sky and mail it to you from there. Nothing else.
effing LOL, the “nothing else” killed me