Parents, there was a time when the apex of embarrassing your kids was trotting out their naked baby pics or unfortunate sixth grade class portraits in front of a prom date. However, the internet has given you a megaphone to indelibly broadcast and record all the tremendously awkward things your kid does for the entire world to see. Do you know what you call someone who’s been stripped of the ability to feel shame and has no appropriate social boundaries? A sociopath.
So please keep the hilarious antics of your baby eating its own poop or whatever other gross things fill up your day as a parent to yourself. No one wants to see an army of remorseless Millennials with a score to settle roaming the streets in the next twenty years because no one put the camera down and went to get this poor kid some fiber.
Dumb kids with their pooping.