shark

You know what never gets old? Air Jaws.

Sure, you’re thinking, “Fuckin’ Disney man, they think they can make a kids movie out of anything?” Well, actually, you’re only thinking that if you’re the kind of knucklehead who is not about some SHARK WEEK on Discovery Channel.

On the other hand, its dramas continue to portray sharks as ruthless death machines, gruesomely obliterating whatever they encounter.

Damn right.