I’ve been approached by no less than 48569604904797436372638349 of them already this week. And I said “NO!” to each one. Not because I’m mean, but because I don’t eat cookies. Well, and I am mean. But now I am also scared. I’m a scaredy mean chicken with no cookies and an impending arson investigation to deal with. Someone hold me.
It’s That Time of Year Again!

girl scout cookies are the best
I heard talen eats brownies.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dammit! Remember it used to be once a year? Now it’s once a month?
I love to read your blog its very interesting, keep it up! and more power!
Health Assistant
you don’t buy my cookies eh? here’s my little gift to you.
*pulls out a match and 5 liters of gasoline*
lol!