
Don't feel too bad. I was 97.
Karl Malden died today at his HOME of NATURAL CAUSES at the age of 97. You can look shit up about him on the Internet if you want. The story is here. But the REAL story is that Joelle now has 10 points in the Hollypocalypse game. She had “natural causes” and “at home”. Yay Joelle!
Fuck yeah!
Wait.
I mean RIP.
I see the game is a bit more nuanced than I at first thought. I didn’t realize you could get points independent from picking the actual celebrity who will die.
So I wish to amend my prediction as follows:
Hugh Hefner
Heart Attack
Playboy Mansion
Make that bedroom
Patrick Swayze
Complications for cancer
Hospital