I came across thirteen pix of Kelly Brook frolicking in the ocean (what a funny phrase; I think I read too many trashy mags. Next, I will refer to someone as a “gal pal,” ewww!) The pic above is the funniest one by far. The rest are her texting with wet hair in a bikini with slightly droopy tits and a bit of a food baby. Not the body of an A list celeb but, hey, she is C list, right? So this all makes sense and my world is balanced. She has three body parts albums, whoa.
Kelly Brook has a Camera Phone! And a Bikini!

I think she’s cute! But I did vote for her being full of Billy Zane semen.
I want to see articles like this twice a day. In fact. I want these articles to go straight to my inbox and have the comment form open just underneath so I can go on and on about tits and ass and make all sorts of salacious comments, even if they aren’t relevant!
BTW, slightly droopy tits and a slightly soft/pale body are the best!
when did earlobes go out of style!!??
She obviously isn’t famous for her boobs..so who is she?
She has a lovely hourglass figure, but homegirl has no ass.
Her dimples and food baby!