As the pictures to follow amply show – some kids are smarter than others. If someone took YOU and plopped you on some fat guy’s lap, how would you feel? And why is he wearing that big heavy coat when he’s inside the mall? And why didn’t he bring me the monkey cannon I asked for? Huh? I have 300 monkeys running around here and nothing to shoot them out of. Goddamn lying rip off artist, I say.
Oh, and so you know, I got my own monkey cannon. Shot those little bastards all over town. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone in line at an ATM get hit in the face with 450 feet per second of hot scared monkey.