I was looking around the Internet this morning to see how many people were doing ‘Best of’ lists for the year or the decade. Quite a few have. But not me. Not yet. Decade isn’t over yet. Something could still happen. Like I said last week when Brittany Murphy died, make your list too early then you could end up getting screwed. Now, depending on what you are counting, it might be OK to publish your list now. I don’t think any more movies are coming out. No new albums. The list of best Olympics of the decade is pretty safe.
But my list is gonna be different, so there is still time for you to make it on there. Here’s some things you can do:
- Catch Osama Bin Laden
- Catch Osama Bin Laden but then let him go.
- Acquire super strength or the ability to fly.
- Make a sex tape.
- Show your boobs (this really only counts if you are Sarah Michelle Gellar or Winona Ryder).
- Write me a nice note explaining why you should be on the list. Feel free to include a pic of your boobs. There is no contradiction with my previous item here because SMG and Winona don’t need the note.
- Create a ‘Green Job’. LOL I know that one is impossible.
OK, you have one week. Take some initiative for once. Sheesh.
I show you people my boobs all the flippin time. And they’re nicer than SMG’s or Winona Ryder’s. I should be on the list as a matter of course and without any stinkin’ note. You shitbutter.
I love the “Let him go” part.
Its a very Christmas spirit thingy. 🙂
Harrison Ford is not dead!?!?!
That’s the joke, darlin’. Don’t worry, Han Solo is alive and bangin’ Ally McBeal.
well…would have shown if i was a gal and some i think you won’t be interested seeing a guy topless….. 🙂
Okay, I’m on it…
You know what would be cool. We could do a tribute to Dalton Trumbo by getting thousands of people to dress up like terrorists and line the Interstate Highway System from sea to oil-slicked sea shouting: “I’m Osama bin Laden.”
“No, I’m Osama bin Laden.”
I bet that would bring out the boobs and make our enemies green with envy.
The last time I used any sex tape, I was raw for two weeks.
Sarah or Winona’s boobs would be good to see — but you know Katy Perry’s or Scarlett Johansson’s wouldn’t be too bad either. Just saying.
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