These books have enormous potential to be very influential in the indoctrination and brainwashing of your youth. The imagery is about as subtle as a kick to the crotch. If you want your children to get a real head start on becoming even huger losers than you are — full of class envy, judgmental, and gullible to boot, these books are just the ticket.
Notice the nasty rich couple walking past and ignoring the beggar — errr, I mean homeless person.
Notice the big ole’ mean elephant barging down the road. Wonder why they chose an elephant instead of..say, maybe like a stubborn jackass. Oh wait…
In this one, look at the upper class people in front of their elite school. But…but, shouldn’t there be affirmative action students in the picture, who got in because of their skin color?
And finally, they should have put Al Gore’s face on the happy earth, not Michael Moore-on’s. Oh, but Gore uses enough electricity at home to run 20 households. Well then, they should have put his face on the poor little sick feeling earth.
And why does that beggar…er, homeless person keep showing up? Where is his “Will work for food” sign?
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Wow. Lets hope this doesn’t make many sales. Although this isn’t the first time I have seen this book being advertised.
Beamer
Damn those brainwashing democrats.
Lets hear more about the GOP.
I’m gonna buy lots of tehse.Better than that creationist droll you winger morons brainwash your reptard kiddies with…
Hi,
But do we really believe that we live in democracy ? 🙂
Kind regards,
José
I’m a democrat, and these books make me embarrassed to admit that. Also…why squirrels?
Doesn’t it seem significant that squirrels are notorious for hording the nuts and then forgetting where they put them so piles and and piles of nuts (that may actually belong someone else) just get wasted. Maybe not the way to go?
Sorry, but these are awesome.
Awesome post. It would be hilarious if it isn’t were for the real brainwashing going on.
I’m not from the U.S.A. but these books reminds me the brainwashing the “progresist” government in my country (Uruguay) is doing on elementary and highschool kids.
They say that every country has the government it deserves, so maybe we have a bad karma striking on us.
“creationist droll you winger morons brainwash your reptard kiddies with…”
Reptard?
Maybe he meant leotard?
Or reptile?
Man, you liberals are so damn confusing.
Beamer