According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan has expressed concern for Charlie Sheen after his latest drug scandal.
Charlie, I think I speak for everyone when I say, if Lindsay-fucking-Lohan is worried you’re doing too many drugs, it might be time to dial it down. That’s like Hitler walking up to someone and saying, “Hey, buddy, I get you’re not into equality, but don’t you think you’re being a little unfair?”
But, seriously, Charlie… good luck in rehab. If Hollywood has taught me anything, this is the last anyone will ever hear of you doing drugs.
It still looks like she’s drinking antifreeze or something.