Pacman Jones’ NFL fate was pretty sealed in a downward spiral after his Makin’ it Rain Strip Club performance. Well, hey, there’s always the Arena league. Or, uh, no, sorry. Well, hey, there’s always pick up games going around the block where Pac lives, and his firearms appropriate play schemes would likely fit in well.
Except, Pacman is heading North.
Troubled CB/KR Adam “Pacman” Jones agreed to a one-year deal with the CFL’s Winnipeg Blue Bombers on Monday night, presumably an attempt to revive a football career derailed by numerous off-field incidents and, frankly, ineffectiveness between the sidelines last season in Dallas.
I don’t know how many strip clubs they have in Winnipeg, but, they definitely added more lunch shifts with Pac’s pending arrival.