So when I was super little my mom had a few records and one of them was really old and it was called The Bickersons. I forgot all about it until I found this dump of funny marriage tweets (see below) so I decided to look it up. There are a couple good jokes in it, but boy oh boy is it a product of olden times. The characters, Blanche and John seem to both give as good as they get, but you can tell if you listen closely that it is really a product of its time.
But the rhubarb joke kills.
As for the tweets? Well you tell me which ones you like. I know which one is my favorite.
These are all really funny. Especially the one asking the husband what he wanted for dinner, then told him he was wrong!!! LOOOL. Plus comparing marriage to coffee. SO funny. I needed a post that would boost be up a little today! Very nice! Sharing this.
If my husband were to grocery shop, that’s exactly what would happen. Also, I know the guy who tweeted that so I’m kind of famous.
Hahaha, these are great!
Haha! I needed this laugh today. 🙂
This is hilarious! I love the tweet of the husband being wrong about what he wanted for dinner. Deciding and agreeing on dinner seems to be a frequent conflict between couples!
These area all really funny! Dinner is always a fight!
I am not married but reading the posts I have some funny stories to share with my married friends.
This was a treat! I enjoyed each of theses tweets and had to read them out loud to my own spouse!
These are way too funny! Thanks! I needed a good laugh!
Ahahhaha. This post made my day!
This is hilarious. I love how so many of the tweets are about the wife knowing more than the husband, because…yup. LOL.
Hi, Such a hilarious collection, great find.
Sadly several of those applied to me when I was married. I had a great laugh reading this. Thank you for sharing.
This is hilarious. It reminds of when I was a kid. I like the wall paper paste bit.
This was so funny! I think my husband and I relate to Mark’s. Especially since our 3 year old climbs into bed with us most nights.
These are hilarious! I also give my husband the speaking treatment. Sometimes I think he wishes that I’d shhhhhh.
Some of these are funny and some are groan inducing! I like the one about the shampoo being smarter than him!
Kyla
wanderlustkyla.com
Bwhahahahahahahahhaha
Hey when I was married genius thought it would be a great idea to buy the same colored toothbrushes and he was a old Germ dude lol yea pink and blue till we divorced lol
Hilarious! As a couples therapist, it’s so funny hahaha!
I recall the Bickersons too. Some of it was quite hilarious!
Hahaha I always crack up every time I read such tweets. Thanks for the laugh Hun
LOL these are so cool! WIFEY Rules! ????????????
Awesome post. Wife definitely got to have the last word. My treatment for my hubby is the silent treatment 😉
Hilarious! Sometimes it is a fun gesture to get others insight on marital bliss!
I like the “thermostat negotiations.” That’s us alright!
I have pneumonia and I’m laughing my head off and it’s making me cough.
These are hilarious! I admit I often pull the “at first you don’t succeed” dishwasher trick with my husband. He insists on loading the dishes now too. LOL!
I still have that Bickerson’s album from my parents, great stuff. Also, a local brewery has ‘domestic bliss’ as one of their ales. 9.5%abv.
These tweets are hilarious! Such a funny post.
These are all funny. It’s good to see couples having fun with one another. My personal favorite was the “don’t you die on me” although I probably shouldn’t be laughing at that one! lol