Blah blah description of the big fight in the Matrix except Neo is a cat and Agent Smith is a bunch of evil dogs. Whoever does the best description as judged by the management wins a mousepad. Put your description in the comments.
UPDATE: We need more entries!
There is only one man who can save our kitty
This must be what happens when you take both pills.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
Batman, Batman, Batman!
Matrix cat hates being in the matrix because those stupid matrix puppies try to smell his butt constantly.
Black and white dogs can’t jump
Kitty Wars: The Attack of the Clones.
That’s all I got.
Anybody can tell that one of those dogs is actually Trinity, one is Morbius, and one is Tank. Neo being the pussy that he is, wouldn’t have stood a chance without their incognito help. And by anybody I mean besides Agent Smith. He’s a dumb fucker.
The George Foreman Grill: it cooks burgers in minutes, knocks out the fat, and it’s a great place to hide when your pussy is swarmed by puppyrazzi.