Hi, Meet Zac. He needs roommates pretty often.
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/275153894609403904
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/307915886826774528
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/312045701263671296
But maybe he’s a little weird to live with, I don’t know, just a guess.
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/297216630562369536
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/297971429411004418
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/436269221018750976
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/522554792867278848
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/702027758633811969
But wait, things might be turning around for Zac!
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/738868491688644608
Hooray, he finally got that gun he’s been needing for all the killing he wants to do! Maybe some of his other issues will work out too!
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/594648081737515009
Look at that! His gun must have made him super popular. There’s now a competition to be his roommate!
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/765658088179249152
Oh, I guess he forgot to buy the bullets when he bought his gun.
http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/766855751570628608
Uh oh. Wait, Zac, what about the other people who were in line to be your roommates? Maybe call them.
Oh. Well played, America.
I think we can all agree that this is outstanding.
Outstanding reporting by your intrepid reporter! I even took screenshots of everything in case Twitter takes the tweets down. BAM.
Journalistic Juggernaut.
it’s not like he didn’t warn everyone!