You probably think that I am going to talk about Paris Hilton being all sexy and in a bikini and whatever. Or maybe you think I’m going to talk about how unsexy and gross she is. Well, WRONG AGAIN. I’m here to talk about how big her feet are and how freaked out it makes me. I never really give her any thought until I see a picture of her giant flippers and I get all unnerved.
All set to tell me that I have too much time on my hands and that I should focus on more important things? Well, what if giant foot Hilton dunks those things in the water off the coast of Portugal and starts paddling them back and forth? Yep, you guessed it: tsunami that destroys the East coast of the US. So before you criticize me, why don’t you think about how I’m looking out for you while you ridicule me.
Seriously you might not be able to tell from this picture but go back to this post and you can see way better. Weird.
Ok Acadia, the feet are rather strange. However, I am wondering if they have taken abuse in stilettos as to why the look. Yet, the fact that some of her toes are longer than her big toe is skating on the idea that these feet belong on some alien creature! 😯
She’s a reptile monster. I heard…
😯 Them are some big, giant, sexy, flippers.
You are right except for “sexy”
I just showed this picture to The Tool of the Establishment and he screamed “HOOFTERS!” and started rocking in a fetal position.