Remember drive-ins? When you could pull into a big lot and not even have to get out of your car to watch a movie? Be honest, when you brought a date to a drive-in, did you ever really watch the movie? Or did you just make out during the entire run time? My money’s on making out. So, it should come as no surprise that drive-ins are starting to see this activity as their bread and butter, and are now showing movies that reflect that. This one in particular looks interesting.
The Perfect Date Movie

This. This right here. This was the perfect thing to see first thing in the morning. Today is gonna be a good day.
Who says there aren’t any good chick flicks? Wait, the vampires are chicks, right? Right?!
The last drive-in I went to was in Shelby North Carolina. I thought that was this theater for a second but I don’t think so.
Duh follow the URL on the sign dummy.
Random line of dialog from “Vampires Suck the Other Guys”:
“Too much teeth! Too much teeth!”
It gets funnier every time I look at it.
……….HELLRAISER.
Sangfroid must really leave his abode and travel south. We have one in southern Maine.
It was about 98 degrees and we backed the truck up so people could sit in the bed and my date brought her kids who promptly vanished to play football under the screen only to magically appear again when I announced I was actually going to buy stuff from the concession stand. They all had to explain Harry Potter to me because after the grits incident and the five dollar bill with the hockey player on it (I’d come down from Canada) they all figured Yankees were semi retarded if really nice.