It seems that some retailers are phasing out pesticides widely thought to be harmful to bees. Great! However, I’m not sure why we had to think so hard about this one.

  1. Spray poison on plants, designed to kill insects
  2. Bees are insects
  3. Bees die and such
  4. ???
  5. Profit?

When I read the headline “Scientists Say Pesticides Are Bad For Bees” I literally said out loud “Yeah, and spider poison is people poison!”

I mean, it seems patently obvious to me. I guess I’m glad the rest of the dummies out there are catching up. GOML, guys. Also, stop killing bees. Did you not take 2nd grade earth science?

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