What is it eating?  A hog?  who took the picture?  The alligator’s wife?  Is this real?  Does the pic of the chick in the chain mail bikini after the jump have anything to do with it?  No.  It does not.  There might not even be one.  Who can say?

It might just be the alligator!

Yeah there really is a chain mail bikini girl.  I have wayyy too many pictures.