I have a confession to make. The guy in this picture is me. It was Spring Break. I had grown a ridiculous mustache. I was trying to get over a bad breakup. And Kourtney there seemed really nice when we were trying to get on camera at the MTV shoot. I know, I made a choice. I can’t blame the meth or the tranquilizers. I can only blame myself. Oh, and I guess I can also blame Kourtney, since she outweighed me by 100 pounds. And she had a knife. And she gave me meth.
Whatever. It was a long time ago.