The bag in the corner holds my dignity.

The bag in the corner holds my dignity.

I have a confession to make.  The guy in this picture is me.  It was Spring Break.  I had grown a ridiculous mustache.  I was trying to get over a bad breakup.  And Kourtney there seemed really nice when we were trying to get on camera at the MTV shoot.  I know, I made a choice.  I can’t blame the meth or the tranquilizers.  I can only blame myself.  Oh, and I guess I can also blame Kourtney, since she outweighed me by 100 pounds.  And she had a knife.  And she gave me meth.

Whatever.  It was a long time ago.