If you go to that much trouble, why would you not buy gloves?

If you go to that much trouble, why would you not buy gloves?

You know, I think this might be a picture of me.  I had an idea years back for a sort of evil Fruit of the Loom Guys movie.  Where they would come to life out of the tag in your underwear and stab your nads.  I could be wrong though, cause I don’t usually follow through on my ideas at all.  So I might have this pic because I have a…people dressed up like a big black ball…man fetish.

Maybe I should wrap some tape around my wang and then stare at the picture to see if there is any reaction.  That’s what I had to do when I went to the police doctor.  I love helping my community.