Remember La Bamba? Cause I remember it. That was a long time ago. Crap.
Tonight you have the opportunity to make fun of a Sci-Fi original movie as it happens! Tonight at 9 Eastern, we will be watching: ‘Carny’. According to the Sci-Fi site:
Death Becomes the main attraction when a traveling carnival brings a genuine New Jersey Devil to a small town.
And if I know Sci Fi – they are soooo not talking about a hockey player. And we get to watch Lou Diamond Phillips pay the bills. Poor bastard. Anyway – if you are watching, post your comments on the show here. This is real time mockery.
Omg, cannot wait.
only seven minutes to go!
OKAY, it’s on!
This movie cannot be any worse than the last one.
damn! killing already!
Oh man, wtf.
Naturally Lou Diamond Phillips is playing the sheriff.
He sure is suave. Like, almost supernaturally suave.
Scifi specializes in boring dumpy little towns don’t they?
I used to live in NJ and it is beautiful! But they don’t allow awesome freak filled carnivals like this anymore 🙁
I wonder if any carny gets laid on the regular?
WHAT THE FUCK AT THE WHO HEADED GUY?
@Acadia – ah, the good ole’ days.
he didnt have two heads, he just had two faces – you bigot
Also – the red head is sort of hot.
Finally, normal people!
I dig the fortune teller with a cold. And I guess her hair isn’t red…
When are we going to get to see it!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_devil
Oh, I thought it was the actual devil.
I’d never heard of a jersey devil before. THE SCIFI CHANNEL IS TEACHING ME NEW THINGS.
i dont get the church sub-plot – are they gonna fight the devil? who is this kid and whats with the shack with the red door?
The ginger has a serious case of buck teeth.
Didn’t you hear? The carnival is doing the devils work!
It’s their job to combat the forces of evil.
wait – i thought they were IN Jersey! why is he calling jersey?
wtf
I am from Jersey and I thought the Jersey Devil was my 7th grade English teacher!
and if the guy is only a pastor, why is he wearing a priests collar?
Wait, this doesn’t take place in NJ? Didn’t the guy say something about jersey plates on that abandoned car?
so you know – the carnival came to town and they have a monster and someone got murdered in the beginning and the pastor is pissed off and the carnival starts tonight!
Debbie Lane, shits about to go down!
LOL! “he paid for it with his eye!”
OMG
I hate ferris wheels, from the Jersey shore!
well now that it’s loose – what are the gonna do for another 90 minutes? Chase it?
THE TWO HEADED GUY JUST CONFIRMED HE HAS TWO HEADS.
“Owwww… my two heads D:”
HA!
Lol @ the pastor thinking he has “power” over the sheriff.
Bitch, you ain’t the boss!
Why would he shut down the carnival after the thing is loose? That makes no sense.
the hot FT was shacked up with the boss? WTF
could she not SEE what was gonna happen before she got with him?
What is the vision ladies accent?
The ginger and the pastors kid are gonna die by the end. I can feel it.
Fortune…Tellery
holy shit a foot!
YES RUN INTO AN OPEN FUCKING FIELD.
Haven’t they seen enough horror movies to know not to do that!
hiding in that car was a good plan – the Jersey Devil is not as big as the Loch Ness Monster
The jersey devil must fly on air current because I haven’t seen it flap it’s wings yet.
Lol, at least the kid didn’t lose his keys.
yeah but it looks way better than the LNM did. It actually looks kind of good.
breathing in that steam will make the FT’s nose less red. good thinking
she sees dead people
Why is Famke Janssesn in a Sci Fi movie? I thought she was legit…
and is apparently allergic to them – look at her nose, the poor thing…
it looked like she was dropping Clonodine pills into the cauldron
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Aww I just want to hug ginger and tell him everything will be ok <3
so I should take it or just drink from the cauldron?
Noo, put one hand on the cauldron, lean your face into it and SMELL it.
that kid got ripped up inder the old rickety bridge. LDP is on the job, though
Maybe the pastors kid wouldn’t have been so rebellious if his father had given him some freedom…
i would throw the pastor’s ass in jail!
He’s just a troublemaker!
see – now he is on a vendetta against the carnies – and now i can get a snack – yay commercials!
the deputy is sooo dead
Why the fuck was this guy killed for again?
i thnk he was the dude who gave the carnies the devil in the beginning?
Ohh yeah.
OMG.
:/
BETTY SHOT
Ginger and his mom!
how come the townies are always flannel clad?
They are all hicks!
low budget on wardrobe
poor deputy mustache 🙁
You would think his mustache would protect him :/
Oh man that is cold.
MORE BLOOD.
the carnies are no longer interested in subtlety
Holy fuck!
wtf – her head!
Half her face and neck is torn off!
and why is the guy sad? Because a carny died? He didn’t seem all that sad when he had his one eyed dude kill the deputy.
The carnys’ are a family. Deputy mustache just didn’t fit in.
His name is Sheriff Atlas? Atlas?
OK – so much for the carnies being a family. Poor eye patch.
:/
I thought carnies stuck together.
Can the old carnie just die already?
why, why, why????
he didnt get to be the boss of the carnival by being a slouch!
Is he just now realizing he fucking killed his only friend and it didn’t even work?
See,now the JD is knocked out – King Carny is holding all the cards, and Sheriff Atlas is gonna have to hump through the woods looking for everyone
BETTY SHOT
The pastor is gonna BETTY SHOT King Carny
wtf – this is some violent shit
Oh my fucking god.
I just dry heaved.
The pastor is playing God!
KING CARNY GETS WHAT HE DESERVES
the pastor gets away with the tongue shopping!
the pastor sucks at shooting guns
Ugh, fuck the pastor.
He is not better than the King Carny.
This is some straight up bullshit.
The pastor is crazy. God’s messenger my ass.
Bunch of crazy fundamentalists.
the townies had gas ready! they were just waiting for the word from the pastor
OH MY GOD I HATE WHEN PEOPLE BURN ALIVE.
LDP better get the fuck up and save the town from the toothless grunge brigade and Pastor Looney Tunes!
JD is awake and mad – the Pastor is gonna get eaten.
FINALLY, the pastor gets what he deserves.
the Sheriff is groggy and packin a shotgun
OK – so the Sheriff has to save the fortune teller, but he had no time to build up some sexy with her cause she spent all her time in the trailer while he was bumbling around in the woods – they should have had her go on a date with her at the beginning, like, the first night of the carnival. They need to ask me some shit before they write these things.
I think interns write these things.
poor two face/head
Oh lovely.
death by ferris wheel! The writers just won me back.
Oh shit, it’s over!
Well, i didnt expect LDP to die. They had some twists. This was a good time. Thanks Joelle and Debbie!
Did someone say chalupa?
Ah man, I always show up late.
FREE CHALUPA?
First
Sorry I missed this. It seemed like fun, hope you do it again.