Since it is Saturday morning, I don’t want to make you read a bunch of stuff. You are probably hung over. So I give you three videos. All you have to do is watch them. Juuust watch.
Dmitri the Stud – This one you don’t even really need to watch. Just listen to this guy’s style. And make sure you fully disclose any mental disorders you may have pretty early on in the courting process.
Two more videos after the jump – but these you have to look at, whether you want to or not.
Your Mom at the Bowling Alley – So this is a pretty neat trick, but I am not sure if any one catches the fact that she lies on the floor of a bowling alley. That’s nasty – the rest is just your drunken trampy mom tramping it up drunkenly.
Scary Midget with Camel – That’s pretty much all you need to know about this one. Yep.