Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did. “Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did. “Now we eat everybody.” And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”
His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the shit inside!”
never heard that one before
Cute! I love shark week…but, We’re gonna need a bigger boat 🙂
That picture is the stuff of nightmares.
It really is!
The stuff of my nightmares, oh mah gah.
Funny! New to me! I taped Jaws last night. Haven’t seen it in a million years. The first scene. OMG. I watched a documentary recently about the making of Jaws. The girl who was killed in that scene said her arms were almost ripped off because the filmmakers were on either side of here out of frame pulling her back and forth violently to mimic the look of getting yanked around by a shark. So if the shark doesn’t get you, the crew will.
I heard that Robert Shaw tried to do the drunk scene when he was really drunk and it was a huge mess. Was that in there?
Yep, in there. Everybody was pissed. They told him to go sleep it off and come back the next day as a professional actor.
I bet they said it from far away so he didn’t punch them!
Damn, I wanted to use the “bigger boat” line…
Now I got nothin’.
it’s a terrible job to FLOSS these dentures.