I don’t usually handle the boob pics around here. That’s mostly Princess Peach‘s job. But today, I couldn’t really help myself. I just had to share this picture of Sofia Vergara. See, I have this thing for Sofia. Shocking, I know. Anyway, today Entertainment Weekly gave us a first look of Ms. Vergara in Robert Rodriguez’s next film Machete Kills. Now, I missed the first Machete, and I’m not really broken up about that, but given what’s going on in this pic, I think I may have to check this new installment out.
Sofia's Boob Guns

She’s ugly and her tits are faker than a 3 dollar bill.
We all know about your mom. what about Sofia?
Damn you Acadia!
Oooo, burn.
She’s no Fembot, but she’ll do
Impractical!
Meh. I’ll take the Fembots. There’s just something about her that makes me wanna take my cast iron skillet to her face. But other than that, I like her ok. 😉
Boob guns don’t scare me nearly as much as vaginal dagger teeth. I figure that most women can’t aim with their boobs anyway since they have to have a baby suck the nipple and they can’t just spray the milk into the kids mouth. Plus Austin freaking Powers was always able to avoid getting shot by the Fembots. They can’t be that good in the aiming department.
With vaginal dagger teeth, you wouldn’t know anything until it was too late.
Good points!
*calls police*
Fembots are the Storm Troopers of the female soldier universe.