Does this gun make me look fat?
Not a lot of fanfare on this. I just need this knife. So buy me one. But for fuck’s sake don’t throw it to me. As the amateurish dipshit who does the commercial says:
If that were an arm or a leg or a head, it’d be flopping on the ground right now.
In my daily life I am frequently attacked by blocks of meat, planks of wood, cement blocks, car hoods and silver dollars. This knife is pretty much the only thing standing between me and not being able to chop many of the things in that list in half. The car hood not so much, though. I’m not really sure what they are doing with that. But the silver dollar didn’t stand a chance.
Gimme.
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Why is there a fitting room at the creepy, redneck gun shop? Try it on for size? See how you look holding it?
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I’m pretty sure you would injure yourself and the silver dollars would emerge unscathed.
Does it come with a bamboo steamer?
Yeah, the .357 magnum makes a small hole but I bet you won’t be getting off the ground..and everyone knows you don’t be bringin a knife to a gun fight.
I wonder if fat boy knows he won’t fit in the fitting room…
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Silver dollars can’t carry guns.
I didn’t know that Entrecard thing was still around. They make good knives?
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i agree with acadia!
I didn’t see “gun” … I thought he ripped the top of a doctor’s scale off and took it with him to eat later.
I love how there’s a “fitting room” behind him that he can’t even fit in. Very fitting.