I wanted to warn you about this before it was too late.  See, I was out and about the other day when I happened upon a piece of graffiti that shook me to my very core.  I usually pay that sort of thing no attention, but this was something I could not ignore.  After you see it, I’m sure you’ll feel the same way.  We all need to do our part and spread the word, folks, and that word is that the end is nigh.

Someone of this level of intelligence couldn't be wrong, could they?