Her jacket makes her safe from Vampires.
It’s Sunday afternoon. In 1/2 hour or so, the 60 Minutes clock is going to start ticking, and that means that the weekend is effectively over. So rather than get all wound up and worried about what you did or didn’t do this weekend, or worry about work. Or worry about anything really, you should just read this post and get a nice warm, fuzzy feeling. Then you can eat dinner and watch the Amazing Race. Here are some things to make you feel good.
- Need some help with Love? Let Strong Bad help you write some love poems.
- The Tofu Olympics
- Find out if someone famous was born on your birthday.
- Buy or rent a corpse!
- Kiki – the Cinderella Story – courtesy of Nippleicious
- Relaxing Everything. If this site does not calm you down, you have real problems.
As a bonus, you can watch the Amazing Race and root against the Ugly American Cara. Here is a pic of her carrying a basket of hay. You can wish it was poop and that she fell in it! Now go relax. This week will will probably be fine for you. Probably.
Later that day, Cara would complain that people in countries that are not America or England do not speak English.
P.S. – I asked people on Twitter to send me some links – but they were too busy spamming their stupid links to actually do it. Fancy that!
Awww, I love it when you get all warm and fuzzy!! And hey, don’t knock on the Ugly American. She may be a witch, and a loud mouth moron, but she’s got great hair..almost as good as mine!
TAR SPOILER!
the gingers are in the final!
The fact my hair is better than hers is, while true, irrelevant to the fact she is an awful, horrible cunt who says terrible things and shouldn’t be allowed to go anywhere ever again.
If it were me I would have wet my pants on national TV for a 1 in 3 chance at a million bucks. A million dollars would not only buy back my dignity…but also nicer pants.
I would absolutely have shown up at the mat having pissed myself. And, knowing me, I’d have told Phil I pissed myself.