Zooey Deschanel (why do I pick women with difficult to spell last names!?) is an actress who you’ve probably seen in “Elf” and “Almost Famous.” She also has an indie/hipster act called “She and Him.”  That’s well…. interesting.

I read in an article that at a recent festival/conference her band played and all the emos just stood and stared at her in silent awe. Well, I am NOT going to let the Emo’s enjoy the beauty of Zooey Deschanel all to themselves. Because that would be unfair for the rest of us. By the way, here’s an emo joke: How many Emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? Screw em – let em cry in the dark.

Zooey Deschanel