Yes indeed, folks.  It’s closer than you think.  It’s going down this weekend, in fact.  Hope you have your shit in order.  What’s that?  No, I’m not joking.  There are plenty of reputable sources out there that will tell you the same.  Don’t take my word for it.  Do the research for yourself.  Try the website listed on the billboard in today’s picture, for example.

Date saved! Thanks billboard!