Twelve seconds, MacGruber!"

Twelve seconds, MacGruber!"

Saturday Night Live’s MacGruber is about to explode on the big screen. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Will Forte’s recurring sketch parody about an easily distracted MacGyver-type has Ryan Phillippe and Val Kilmer in its sights for a full-length adaptation.

Uh, seriously?

Was someone really sitting around a room asking, “Hey, why not make a movie out of the one sketch that fully symbolizes how awful Saturday Night Live has become?” Then, of course, you have to have an executive agree that this is a brilliant idea and green light this debacle.

At some point after I watch this on TBS at 3 in the morning, I’m going to sit around wishing that I could have watched Night at the Roxbury instead. And that is certainly depressing.