I started a couple different posts about what I am thankful for but honestly why do you guys care what I’m thankful for? Seriously. Jeffrey Dahmer had Thanksgiving, too, you know. He prolly was thankful for having people to murder. I’m not going to bore you with stupid crap that everyone else says. I know you are thankful for your [adjective] [significant other] and your [number] [adjective] stupid kids. You are right to be thankful for those things. But rather than giving you a list of stuff that reflects my values and personal junk, I will leave that to my own dinner and leave you to yours.
BUT! In place of me dripping my treacle all over you I’m just going to post up a few things that I think you will appreciate. And if you don’t, then whatever. I still gave. And if you say “No Thanks” then Happy NoThanksgiving! So get some chicks with glasses, some star wars, some funny religious crap! ALL OF IT!
Best Piece of Thanksgiving Television Ever
Has anyone every actually eaten a treacle tart? I’m thankful I don’t have to.
Sniff. That’s beautiful. God bless us, every one. Or not. It’s tough to say.
I’m going to go with no.
Treacle is a viscous bodily fluid, cousin of snot.
Only the English would make snot pockets.
Treacle tarts aren’t that different than butter ones, which are the best thing ever.
I’m thankful I don’t have American Thanksgiving.
I have relatives in England – my cousin had to have the treacle drained from his knee.
“Jeffrey Dahmer had Thanksgiving, too, you know. He prolly was thankful for having people to murder.”
I’m thankful for Superficial Gallery.
I hope more people start rating the comments. Arbitrarily and hurtfully.