I got this in my email like, 4 seconds ago from my friend Leonidas (he’s a real guy, not an oiled up homo) who wanted me to tell him what Kirk was holding in this pic. Not wanting to make him feel bad for not being able to identify your basic raggedy rock-wiener, I decided to post it and let you all make some guesses.
And you can’t pick raggedy rock-wiener. But you can pick: “World’s grossest pillow” or write your own caption like: “Uhura! Come Back! I was just playin’!”.
And if none of those are doing it for you then give me your own. It’s late and I took back pills. Stop your judging. You don’t know me.
I grew up poor, so had no toys to play with. Luckily, I was born a boy?
It’s the internet and I’m telling you Acadia, only oiled up ‘mos would choose the name, “Leonidas.”
“Um, Dr. McCoy, I thing one of those green alien chicks gave me a little something. Ya got any penicillin?”
Bones, It’s been over 12 hours, and now it’s fallen off!!!
Well, duh – it’s a cat food mold!
‘Come back my little green Orion Slave Girl.. ‘
I don’t know but I bet he needs some penicillin.
Okay, as a Star Trek fan I just had to check this out to make sure it wasn’t photoshopped. Indeed, this is a legitimate screen grab from the first season’s episode called “What Little Girls Are Made Of.” I’m guessing that doesn’t make the picture any better, lol.